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[Mar. 26th, 2006|08:18 pm] |
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I love iTunes. And the video iPod. Avatar is on it and I'm still trying to figure out how to download the damned second eppie with a season pass. *weeps*
Title: What is This? (EXACTLY what I want to know)
Culprit Author's Name: Yumi and Chi
Rating: 
Full Name: Yumi
Species: Cat demon (ecept fan girl Japanese is used)
Hair Color: Not mentioned
Eye Color: Not mentioned
Markings: "Neko" ears
Possessions: Youko's heart and soul. And DDR. *palmface*
Origin: I really want to know so that I may cement the entrance shut
Connections to Canon: Knows Youko and the tow are in luv for no other reason than because they are. They have sex in the second chapter (which thankfully isn't up)
Special Abilities: DDR skills. And the ability to kill Youko's character
Pros: Ugh. It's just too stupid to bear.
Cons: It's so stupid. I don't understand what the hell is going on or how this happned. The DDR is annoying as they just play it for no other reason than because it's there. Then I have to ask why a TV is in the Makai but that would require thinking. Giant paragraphs of doom run around and cause our characters to go OOC while the suethor laughs it up. The lemon would probably be annoying as well but, since the fic is rated 'T,' I might be able to report it.
Sue's Rating: 24 (then again, she really isn't described, it's more of a PWP)
( WTF? Is random the word to use here because that can't describe my feelings for this ) |
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[Mar. 25th, 2006|09:34 pm] |
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Yay, we got 12th at our contest. Didn't make it to State but I did better than last year.
Sorry for the late update. Princess Mononoke was on. *drools*
Title: The Art of Lying
Culprit Author's Name: GingerBreadGirl66
Rating: 
Full Name:
Sarah Allison
Leah Pokkolauf (...is this German? Or Russian?)
Species: Both human I hope
Hair Color:
Sarah - "wavy dark brown hair that she wore clipped up behind her head, except for the hair to short to fit in the clip"
Leah - "straight light brown hair with blonde highlights"
Eye Color:
Sarah - "dark brown eyes that had a green tint to them"
Leah - "green, golden colored eyes" (...UGGGULY!)
Markings: Be-ew-ti-ful. *gags* Curves and everything that suethors think make girls pretty...I don't believe I used real English.
Possessions: No school uniform, I can tell you that.
Origin: U.S. of A but also Hell
Connections to Canon: Transfers to Yusuke's school (I can never spell it! *bashes head with 'Bat of Doom'*). Also meets Yusuke
Special Abilities: Can go to school without wearing the school uniform *rolls eyes* Leah can speak "perfect" Japanese as well.
Pros: It's somewhat readable. At least one speaks butchered Japanese which makes it more believable.
Cons: The plot is very overused and there are paragraphs of doom in the second chapter. The girls themselves give really no reason as to why they are suddenly in Japan from the U.S. and all the boys fall in love with Leah. No seriously, they do. It says it so bluntly, I want to beat the sentence to death. The girls are annoying and the whole thing about how she uses a transition from English to Japanese gets on my nerves.
Sue's Rating:
Sarah - 23 (eh)
Leah - 20
( Transfer!Sues making their way in! Everyone dive! ) |
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[Mar. 24th, 2006|08:55 pm] |
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Yeah this one is late. I'm sorry. Tomorrow's will be late as well as I'm leaving at 5 in the morning for a contest. I won't be back until maybe 7 so, yay.
OMFG AVATAR! Zuko looks better to me now. It also solved my own personal question of shaved or naturally bald. I laughed throughout the entire episode.
Title: I Walk Alone
Culprit Author's Name: Wolf of the Red Moon
Rating: 
Full Name: Nightchild (WTF?)
Species: Wolf demon
Hair Color: "golden-blonde hair went down to her waist"
Eye Color: "dazzling yet deathly cold sapphire eyes"
Markings: Pretty much,extreme beauty
Possessions: A bucket full of angst
Origin: Makai, but we all know it to be the "Demon" portion of Hell
Connections to Canon: Meets Kurama and falls in love with him *palmface*
Special Abilities: Wolf-like abilities but nothing else mentioned
Pros: It could be interesting but I don't want to care long enough for that. The Suethor uses correct grammar and, most of the time, spelling.
Cons: The whole "fall in love" thing is working here. Also the buckets of angst that I really don't care about. Her name is just "What?" and the plot of her being banished makes me shake my head. It isn't really what a true demon clan would do in my mind, especially if this is set before the end of YYH. She's also just basically beautiful and it despises me.
Sue's Rating: 39
( Boohoo, she gets banned. Cry me an ocean and we'll talk ) |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2006|08:12 pm] |
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I really want to know how people can be so ignorant. A person contacts someone they've never met and asks them to buy pirated material for a cheap price. Who is that stupid? Well, apparently someone who asked me to buy it.
I swear, how can you do that to a fandom you love and not care about what happens to the series because of this? I might save some money but if the show is cancelled, how do I benefit from it? I would never forgive myself if the show is forced to cancel because it isn't making enough money to continue because of piracy. Would you like to know the fandom?
Poor Avatar. Nick already wants to get rid of it, piracy is a good reason too. I hate people who think that "just because others do it and don't get caught, maybe I should." That never works. You're more likely to get caught because you're being so ignorant and moronic.
Then she responds saying that sharing music and TV shows shouldn't be a crime. Well, it isn't if you're giving it for free. It is if you're making money off of it, moron. It's called piracy and it's every TV show creator's worst nightmare.
I feel like crap today because of this and a whole other mess of issues so enjoy this half-assed report.
Title: The Queen of the Underworld
Culprit Author's Name: Eleneld
Rating:
Full Name: Queen Eleneld
Species: Darkness demon
Hair Color: "raven black; it went to her shoulders"
Eye Color: "pale blue color"
Markings: Probably a Jagan eye since she's a Hiei clone
Possessions: Hiei's soul and looks. Also, a dog demon named I.d. o.0"
Origin: Clone part of Hell
Connections to Canon: Fights our boys because she's a mass murderer. Luckily, Hiei wins but he falls in love with her
Special Abilities: Probably like Shadowbenders over at avatarsues
Pros: No giant text blocks of doom, no bold writing, could be a good storyline.
Cons: Okay, she's the Queen of the Underworld which, in my mind, means she's the Queen of the Mekai. She's arrgoant and acts too Sueish to bear. The story has random commas after dialogue and OOC characters run amok. In itself, it's boring as hell and a giant snorefest. Fangirl Japanese is suddenly running around and italics are randomly used.
Sue's Rating: 49
( Hiei!Clone rises again! Details at eleven! ) |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2006|06:26 am] |
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Erm...so tired. *falls asleep*
Title: Daughter of a Thief
Culprit Author's Name: Silver Kitsune Girl
Rating:
Full Name: Aurora Borealis Yuki?(...what the hell?)
Species: Fox Demon
Hair Color: I think silver hair
Eye Color: Blue
Markings: Two silver fox ears and a fox tail
Possessions: Internet slang for some odd reason and Kuronue's heart (WTF mate?)
Origin: The womb of a poor mother
Connections to Canon: Is Youko's daughter *throws up* and probably falls for Kuronue (ah, not the bat!).
Special Abilities: Can control plants, especially the powerful Death Tree. *slams head with 'Bat of Doom'* Knows chatspeak for a random reason and is "really hot."
Pros: No giuant paragraphs of doom and there is a plot visible.
Cons: It's WTF mate (sorry, watched 'The End of ze World' video)? Chaptspeak! Who actuallys takes the time to say W-T-F? Or O-M-G-W-T-F-H? The Sue is so annoying as she's attacked by squirrels for no other reason than because and can't defend herself. Yet, she can summon the Death Tree, a technique that took Youko hundreds of years to master. There's also a random author's note in place and tense changes. Logic has been shot, burnt, and buried in the yard. It's a piece of FTW, go to hell.
Sue's Rating: 54 (funny thing was, it jumped ten points after she said "he looked a lot like me except for my eyes")
( Youko's daughter appears...without any of his awesomeness ) |
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[Mar. 21st, 2006|06:17 am] |
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I really hate it when authors do not take anonymous reviews. What are they scared of?
This would be a good Sue if the author can improve her a little bit more.
Title: Shadow of a kitsune
Culprit Author's Name: YoukaYume
Rating: 
Full Name: Yume Totomari
Species: Fox demon
Hair Color: "pinkish-brown, shoulder length hair"
Eye Color: "dazzling hazel eyes"
Markings: None yet
Possessions: Two older brothers and Kurama's heart
Origin: The "Transfer Student who is a Demon" part of Hell
Connections to Canon: Transfers to Kurama's, Yusuke's, and Keiko's school, sits with them at lunch and Kurama starts falling for her.
Special Abilities: Controls plants...just like Kurama *palmface*
Pros: It's actually pretty well written. She doesn't disregard basic English skills and she has an overused plot but it could be different depending on how well she continues. There are few grammar and spelling mistakes and the Sue isn't as bad as several other I've seen.
Cons: Tense randomly changes from one paragraph to the other. It's also in present tense most of the time which makes it hard for me to read. The Sue is just that, a Sue but she isn't from America which grants her a point. The fox demons are getting annoying now (as well as RPG style introductions of characters) but it isn't that bad.
Sue's Rating: 23
( Look! Another Transfer!Sue! Poke it! ) |
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[Mar. 20th, 2006|06:18 pm] |
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This was going to go up this morning but my Internet was down. *tear*
Title: Ties that bond
Culprit Author's Name: Dragoona
Rating:
Full Name: Katarina Anderson
Species: Human, half fox demon reincarnated...like Youko *palmface*
Hair Color:
Demon - "jet black hair"
Human - "deep brown"
Eye Color:
Demon - "deep blue eyes"
Human - "blue-gray"
Markings: None yet
Possessions: Kurama's heart. Poor Kurama *weeps*
Origin: The new "Was Member of Youko's Thieving Party" part of Hell
Connections to Canon: Member of Youko's group, goes to the same school as Kurama. Falls in love with said Kurama
Special Abilities: Runs fast and is half fox demon. Annoying abilities as well
Pros: No bold text, paragraphs of doom, or complete OOCness.
Cons: Grammar errors and some spelling errors that make it hard to read. The girl's name isn't anything close to being even Asian so I hope she's foreign. Even the teacher's name isn't really Asian. Kurama's last name is misspelled and the way she writes he chapter is kind of annoying (see sample). Sometimes, capitalization works and then it randomly disappears.
Sue's Rating: 30 (might go up, considering how well she continues)
( Look mommy! Random Sues that act and seem to be reborn like Youko! ) |
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[Mar. 19th, 2006|12:34 pm] |
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It's been one month of hunting Sues for me...man, what a pain. I've added a new feature for the journal. The Sue's Rating! Yes, it may sound just like my rating but this is how the Sue is graded by the Mary Sue Litmus Test. On most of these, I'll be lenient but don't count on it.
This Sue's a doozy! I couldn't understand what was going on with all of the grammar and spelling mistakes.
Title: Angel Kitsune
Culprit Author's Name: Miko-mistress
Rating:
Full Name: Arya Shikkion/Meriko (InuYasha senses are tingling)
Species: Angel/Fox Demon/Human? It was too confusing to understand exactly.
Hair Color: Not mentioned
Eye Color: Not mentioned
Markings: None
Possessions: A load of angst and possibly anmesia. I can't tell really.
Origin: She's some sort of angel thing, so the new angel part of Sue Hell
Connections to Canon: Meets Kurama and Youko falls immediately falls for her *headdesk*
Special Abilities: Is some sort of angel/demon/human thing. I guarantee you, she's going to be incredibly powerful
Pros: Well, no paragraphs of doom and no bold text.
Cons: The angst department burns. The poor girl, boohoo. Not. I feel sorry for the mother more than the girl. She had to die while her daughter gets a free ride to somewhere. The girl is something angelic *gags* and is incredibly flat. There's nothing to her. Youko falls immediately in love with the Sue and Hiei appears for really no reason. OOCness mutates our beloved characters while grammar and spelling leave for vacation. I feel sorry for the Internet.
Sue's Rating: 37 (wow, for the first chapter, too)
( British demons and dying mothers a character does not make ) |
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[Mar. 17th, 2006|08:24 pm] |
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An early Saturday sporking. I can't wait until shows end.
OMF AVATAR! HELL YEAH!
If you missed today's sporking, please go check it out. And report the boy for being an asshole.
Title: Fallen Angel
Culprit Author's Name: KeoFoxFire
Rating:
Full Name:
keo
kira
yumi (what the hell is up with people and not capitalizing?)
Species: I think all human
Hair Color: Not mentioned
Eye Color: Not mentioned
Markings: Nothing yet
Possessions: The English language which is being molested in the suethor's basement
Origin: Crossover hell
Connections to Canon: Well guess what. CROSSOVER! *sobs* The InuYasha universe makes their appearances and our three Sues join up with the Tantei. I think keo is even Kagome's sister *sobs louder*
Special Abilities: The ability to make all of the characters act OOC.
Pros: She at least has a disclaimer...
Cons: OOCness bounds around while characters are forced to be so incredibly insignificant, that their names aren't capitalized or spelled right. There are huge paragraphs of doom and giant run-ons. Our Sues are just that, Giant Sues. I'm glad it hasn't been continued to tell you the truth. Nothing stands in our Sues' way in complete fandom rape. The entire crossover thing is also done badly with our newly introduced Sue being Kagome's sister. Also, the fic is centered for some odd reason.
( Hm, let's see...awful spelling, awful grammar...it must be a Sue! ) |
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[Mar. 17th, 2006|12:56 pm] |
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Happy St. Patrick's Day! Hope everyone won't get too drunk tonight (if you can drink). AVATAR SEASON PREMIERE TONIGHT! Don't miss it!
I changed my LJ layout and was wondering if anyone else liked it?
Today's fic is so bad, I'm considering logging in to tell this person off.
Title: maby to be or not to be
Culprit Author's Name: killer on the street or you think so
Rating:
Full Name: kana (yes, once again, no captalization) who turns into "reeney" through a Youko reincarnation
Species: Fox/Bat/Cat Demon and a witch *headdesk*
Hair Color:
Fox - "hair is up to your shoulder and your hair color white with blue streaks"
Bat - "hair is red and is always down you have blue on the tips of your hair"
Cat - Not mentioned
Witch - "Long black hair"
Eye Color: Eyes are not mentioned for any of them
Markings: Bat wings, fox ears, cat tail, the works. I may even log-in just to send her a hate review since she doesn't accept anonymous reviews
Possessions: My unbeating, demon heart. Oh wait, that was my broken clock
Origin: Some layer of hell that has yet to be discovered
Connections to Canon: Works with Youko and Kuronue and is a Tantei more than liekly at 11 years-old
Special Abilities: You're gonna love this
Fox - "If you watch sailor moon you have all there powers if you don’t than make it up"
Bat - "If you watch inuyasha you have all the powers in it yes you can control the wind scare plus you’re the protector of the scared jewel shard"
Cat - "If you watch naruto you have all the powers in it yes you can do hand sighs with one hand and you have the shairgun"
Witch - "You can use all the powers in one from" Then what's the point of having all those other crap forms?
Can also sing and figure skate...what the hell?
Pros: Some sort of plot weaves in and out of this shit
Cons: Grammar and spelling are dead. Their funerals were given when this fic started. It sucks and the entire rip-off of three other great fandoms just killed me. It's done in second person (you do this) and has been reported (though it won't do any good). Someone actually likes it and I just think, "she's a typical Sue! How can you like this?" I'm trying to figure out all of the Sue logic thrown in here and have yet to succeed. It should die. Now.
( The 'You' fic of all 'you' fics. Yeah, it's just that bad ) |
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| I'm in a Foul Mood so I'm Taking out a Suethor |
[Mar. 15th, 2006|01:07 pm] |
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Well, I thought I wouldn't be here today but apparently I am. I don't even know my mood because it's a mixture of depression and frustration.
Basically, I show goats and had signed up to be in the major show happening today and tomorrow. We just found out that I'm not entered. It's mostly my fault as the entry was never submitted because of a miscommunication. Good thing major shows will allow you to pay a late fee to go ahead and show. It's a little expensive but if you make it into the top, it's worth it.
They wanted a $500 late fee. Hell no.
The other major shows only charge $100 and I would be glad to pay anywhere from $100-200 to enter as I had a shot to make it into some good money. No way am I paying $1000 for two goats to go into a ring where I'd make maybe $160 if they didn't make it into the top. I also had to pay $12 for me and my brother to get into the barn anyways ($5 parking and then another $7 to get into the place, damn morons).
Then, I killed my dad's truck tire coming back home by avoiding a cone. Damn cone.
Well, that's been my day so far. I'm going to try to support all of my goat friends tomorrow so here's an early Thursday sporking. I'm feeling extremely vicious too.
Title: numb kina 1, 2, 3
Culprit Author's Name: lix-liz-trixed-ya
Rating:
Full Name: kina (yes, nothing is capitalized)
Species: darkness demon! OMG SO SPESHUL!
Hair Color: "long purple hair tied up into a black bow"
Eye Color: Not mentioned or I can't find it
Markings:
Possessions: The English language which is tied up and stuffed in her closet
Origin: The bottom layer of hell
Connections to Canon: Is the new "yuyu team" member. Hiei falls in luv with her too.
Special Abilities: Can make the English language die in horrible pain and produces two black sais from nowhere. Also kills someone without any repercussions.
Pros: Nothing!
Cons: Giant paragraphs of doom rear their fat heads. The entire story is broken down into other stories instead of in one neat package. OOCness corrupts and destroys any comprehension of this story whatsoever. I feel blood pouring from my eyes reading this shit. This person is a giant moron and should be shot to death. It's too awful for words.
( OMFG, please just kill me ) |
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[Mar. 14th, 2006|06:25 pm] |
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Ugh, I feel itchy. Word of advice: Never shear goats. The hair goes everywhere. *desperately tries to rub fur off*
This is an early Wednesday sporking! Yay, sporks!
Title: Daughter of a Seven
Culprit Author's Name: The Doctor's Assisstant My Sue sense are tingling
Rating:
Full Name:
Luna "Loon"
Sola
Species:
Luna - Powered up Human
Sola - Human
Hair Color:
Luna - Not mentioned
Sola - Blonde
Eye Color:
Luna - Not mentioned
Sola - Blonde
Markings: None yet.
Possessions: Sola is rich *sighs* and Luna is...loony
Origin: Daughter area of Mary Sue Hell
Connections to Canon: Luna is the daughter of Kamiya Minoru, a.k.a. The Doctor. *headdesk*
Special Abilities: Can cut people with her nails and psychic abilities...even though Kamiya never had any psychic abilities.
Pros: I'll have to give her credit for having Miss Luna be The Doctor's daughter instead of Kurama's or Yusuke's. Most of the words are spelled right, grammar is okay, and there isn't many capitalization problems.
Cons: Unfortunately, there is a giant hole in this suethor's logic. According to Absolute Anime, Kamiya Minoru is 29 years old. I doubt a doctor would have a child at that young of an age (he was more than likely 25-26). Also, his powers aren't genetic. They were just magnified with the increase of power from the Makai. The entire story is bland and boring and the dialogue is not something anyone would say. The names are not Japanese in the slightest. Then I see all the logic that vanishes as how her mother knew where Kamiya was or that he worked for Sensui. I'm still at a loss on how anyone except our Tantei, Reikai, and the still living Seven knows. Damn Sue Logic.
( Not even Doctor is saved from this tripe ) |
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| My Immortal...*beats suethor* |
[Mar. 14th, 2006|09:44 am] |
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I will be gone all day tomorrow so I'll update again tonight sometime. Then again, this is technically two Sues...nevermind.
Title: The 7 Immortals
Culprit Author's Name: Darkness-Chill
Rating:
Full Name: I'm only doing two of our seven since they're the only ones met and one is dead
Kira/Kyri Fidela
Rayza
Species:
Kyri - Immortal
Rayza - Immortal
Hair Color:
Kyri - Not mentioned
Rayza - Not mentioned
Eye Color:
Kyri - Not mentioned
Rayza - Not mentioned
Markings: Nothing so far
Possessions: A necklace and a bunch of other crap I can't figure out.
Origin: The 'Thief and Immortal' part of YYH Mary Sue Hell
Connections to Canon: Go to school with Kurama and becomes buddy-buddy with him. I'm supposing that our Tantei will figure it out SOON.
Special Abilities: Immortal until killed...I'm not even going to touch that. Also, thieves extraordinaire. *palmface*
Pros: The suethor has a grasp of the English language and it could be an interesting plot if the Immortals did something other than steal.
Cons: Punctuation will randomly disappear and reappear throughout the fic. The whole 'Immortals only die if killed or heartbroken' throws me around as just insane Sue logic since in order for someone to literally die of heartbreak, they become so depressed that they do not do anything. At some points, the author throws in a sentence that doesn't need to be there (example in Sample). OOCness runs amok with Kurama which hurts me deep inside. Oh, also, the 'Rayza' person is a chick. It took me until the second chapter to get that since it really never says. This is why description is important, suethors!
( Why, Lords? Why do you torture me so? ) |
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[Mar. 13th, 2006|10:33 am] |
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SPRING BREAK! WOOHOO!
Today's fic is by a new author who wants us to 'give me a break alright.' Sure...
Title: From strangers to friends
Culprit Author's Name: BeautifulDisasterForYou
Rating:
Full Name:
Cami
Kitani Takashi
Species:
Cami - Human hopefully
Kitani - Probably a fox demon *sighs*
Hair Color:
Cami - Not mentioned
Kitani - "dark brown with light brown almost blonde highlights, cascading down to her lower back"
Eye Color:
Cami - Not mentioned
Kitani - "honey brown" but they flash gold
Markings: None yet but Kitani has "smooth skin"
Possessions: Katanas, cell phones, bo sticks, strange servant girls *gags*
Origin: I would like to know so that I may cement it shut
Connections to Canon: Prank call Kurama so Kurama and Hiei both go to find their prankers. Kurama seems to fall in lurve with Kitani
Special Abilities: Amazing speshul weapon skillzzzz...*beats self with bat*
Pros: Some things spelled right.
Cons: Giant paragraphs of doom! Total OOCness and no AU warning (okay, I understand that not many people have seen the end of the series and most future fics are AU but still! Research!). Kitani is a total self-insert as she described and the other character isn't. They're American (says in summary '5 Americans' but only two have appeared, thank the Lords) and have no problem speaking Japanese. Sue Logic just burns, spelling, punctuation, and grammar have died, and the Sue is freakin' rich. Just kill me now.
( Logic has died. Will anyone else help me bury it? ) |
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[Mar. 12th, 2006|06:10 pm] |
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This is one of the longest stories I've actually done since I usually do new ones fresh off the press. It keeps me from re-doing one.
Title: Turning Tables
Culprit Author's Name: 4-is-lovely
Rating:
Full Name:
Lillian Parker
Kally Motez
Kurino Calbre
Species: I think they're all human
Hair Color:
Lillian - "long light brown hair that went to the middle of her back"
Kally - "short light brown hair that went to her shoulders"
Kurino - "short light brown hair but it was darker than Lillian’s and Kally’s"
Eye Color:
Lillian - "brilliant, big, hazel eyes that seemed to hold many secrets, and yet they were playful in a sense that just make you want to smile" They make me frown in despair
Kally - "mischievous hazel eyes, but if you looked closely you could see a haunted past, but that was hardly ever visible" Of course, one has to be angsty
Kurino - "Her eyes were more on the greener side, but still hazel. These eyes were helpful and cleverness sparkled in them too" That's a really ugly green color, sorry to say
Markings: All of them are be-ew-ti-ful and slender with curves *gags*
Possessions: Our boys' brains and souls
Origin: The 'Spirit Detective' part of YYH Mary Sue Hell
Connections to Canon: Go to Sarayashki High School (even though it's a Jr. High *rolls eyes*) and meet Yusuke, Keiko, and Kuwabara. Yusuke and Kuwabara are all 'OMG, they're so effing hot.' They are also Spirit Detectives as well.
Special Abilities: Spirit Detectives and something else that I really don't want to read to.
Pros: Most of the thing is spelled right and no giant paragraphs of doom.
Cons: My gods, where is the description? It's 85-90% talking! The Sues are just that, Sues who are smart and techy. It hurt my eyes to read. There's author's note thrown in and around and she just changes the school instead of making up a new one. Punctuation disappears and reappears randomly as well. I doubt she's seen past the Sensui arc as well. Sue Logic rears up and burns my retinas to death.
( Goddamn AmericanTransfer!Sues! ) |
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| More Cats...I Hate Fic-Cats |
[Mar. 11th, 2006|09:17 pm] |
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Today's Sue continuously bitch-slaps our friend, Mr. Logic. Let us observe a moment of silence for Mr. Logic.
Title: FROZEN TEARS
Culprit Author's Name: BloodeyRose
Rating:
Full Name: Kiki Ugh, a bad Miyazaki fan
Species: I think a Ferry girl
Hair Color: "long dark purple hair with black highlits that was put up in an oval bun with 2 curly strands on hair"
Eye Color: Not mentioned, thankfully
Markings: Be-ew-ti-ful
Possessions: 4 big cats which includes a white tiger named Blizzard *rolls eyes*
Origin: The newly refurnished 'Cat Demon/Obsessed' part of Mary Sue Hell
Connections to Canon: The new girl at Kurama's school (of course). Has to live with our four boys. Falls in luv with Hiei as well more than likely. My poor Tantei. *cries*
Special Abilities: Mad Cat Skillz *does stupid hand signs* Sorry, I've been doing that since I saw Zula in the new Avatar commercial. Probably ferry girl skills as well.
Pros: Um, well, no paragraphs of doom and I found a small plot.
Cons: Quotation marks suddenly disappear and vanish from sight. Spelling and grammar suck and logic receives quite a few bitch-slaps to the face. OOCness runs amok and our Mary Sue is just a moron. WTF? occurs through several points in our story and leaves me wishing I hadn't used up the bleach on my laundry.
( The most random Cat!Sue fic I have ever read ) |
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[Mar. 11th, 2006|08:40 am] |
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| | Boondocks - Little Big Town | ] |
Okay, sorry for not updating yesterday. I got home late and wanted to sleep. So I'll get you two today (as if one wasn't enough).
Title: Burn it Black
Culprit Author's Name: TwitchyEars007
Rating:
Full Name: Kumori
Species: A demon of some sort
Hair Color: "Ebony hair dusted with red"
Eye Color: "crimson colored irises burned like coal"
Markings: Dog/cat/fox ears, claws
Possessions: Two sais and a bucket of angst
Origin: Somewhere in the Makai hopefully
Connections to Canon: Our four boys are sent to 'help' her in some odd way
Special Abilities: Fighting and fire...things.
Pros: This is one of the best written ones I've seen so far. There are a few spelling mistakes but nothing major. The plot is somewhat interesting but predictable. I'm slightly surprised really.
Cons: The first person threw me off and a giant plothole in the first chapter. The character is introduced in the first chapter which makes me gag slightly. And slight ellipse abuse. Other than that, really nothing.
( A pretty good one actually ) |
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[Mar. 9th, 2006|06:51 pm] |
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Great day today. We made up a joke for good comebacks.
"You're so ugly that when a pregnant woman walked up to you, the fetus aborted itself and ran away."
It's just so stupid.
Oh yeah, I also found a story (not this one) that was pretty bad to read. People kept saying that spelling and grammar needed to be brushed up. Of course, the author ignored such requests until someone flamed her and you know what the reply was?
"I'm dsylexic."
I don't give a freak if you're old and crotchety, just because you're dsylexic doesn't mean you can't write well. People all around the world figure out ways to overcome their illness and they don't say, "I can't do this, I'm ____." It took around 10 chapters before she got a beta reader even after every chapter, someone would offer to be one. Even then, the chapters that were "fixed" still were an eyesore.
Sorry, it just pissed me off.
Onto the story.
Title: Confused
Culprit Author's Name: PhyscoticOnna
Rating:
Full Name:
Jenny
Catrina
Species:
Jenny - Human hopefully
Catrina - Ditto
Hair Color:
Jenny - "Brown/frosted"
Catrina - "Strawberry blonde"
Eye Color:
Jenny - Hazel
Catrina - Blue
Markings: None yet
Possessions: Jenny has a katana and all of the YYH DVDs. Catrina just sits around
Origin: Somewhere...*music starts playing* Godammit! It told you to get out!
Connections to Canon: Fall into the YYH universe. Meet our boys, fall in luv with Hiei and Kurama. The usual, you know.
Special Abilities: Jenny is "good in gymnastics and she weilds a good katana" What's a 'good katana' though? Catrina "just sits around and lets Jenny do all the work." It's good that they aren't uber powerful though.
Pros: It isn't that bad, just very short. Funny thing was, everything for above was in an RPG style format. I really can't figure out anything else.
Cons: Some misspelled words and spacing problems. A little bit of grammar problems and author's notes in the middle of text. The whole 'we fell into the YYH world!" always annoys me though. It's slightly boring and I really don't want to read into it anymore. Capitalization problems as well.
( The RPG style story. Wow, we most certainly are creative? ) |
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| A Poem Dedicated to Sues |
[Mar. 8th, 2006|07:52 pm] |
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| | Only a Woman's Heart | ] |
One question: Is this a narrative poem? I hate writing them and I can't tell if this "tells" a story or not.
Perils of the Internet
I slammed my head repeatedly into a desk
Willing the awful images away
On the screen of a laptop, a giant block of text
Glared mockingly at the English language
I fought with the headache as the supposed story
Laughed and poked the dying Grammar and Spelling
In an effort to salvage it, I wrote away to the "author"
Explaining my dislike of the horrors I had witnessed
The Enter Key cried out in abuse, sobbing with Mr. Caps Lock
The Grammar Gods above writhed in agony
The Spelling Saints screamed in pain
Quotation marks were shot down like gamebirds
I supported them all, typing fast to save them
After sending my plea, I waited minutes, hours, days for a reply
The troops were sick and dying with each repeated offense
I toiled away, trying to keep them alive as they faded
The "author" sent back! With rejoice I opened the message
And frowned as the "author" called me "stoopid" and an "awfuly bad pperson"
She didn't need "greamar" because it was her story
The troops died that day and I wept for humanity
Then grabbed the bleach as nothing hurt worse
Than the death of the English language. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2006|07:11 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Better Days - Goo Goo Dolls | ] |
I've learned something. Hot glue guns and I do not mix. I burnt myself yesterday and it's made a cool looking bubble. Erm.
We've met this person quite a while ago. She's still producing crap though so another spork fest!
Title: An elf, cat and a fox? OH MY! CHAOS! God smites you now!
Culprit Author's Name: Black Shadowed Rose Yami Fan
Rating:
Full Name:
Alex
Ducky/Sarah
Mika/Sky
Species:
Alex - some sort of cat demon
Ducky - fox demon I guess
Mika - an Elf? The hell?
Hair Color:
Alex - Don't know
Ducky - Don't know
Mika - "her hair, that was gold, but dyed to brown"
Eye Color:
Alex - "beautiful, forest piercing green eyes, that held, secretes, regret, and mystery, and chaos" All in that order.
Ducky - "were of a sea of blues" People have eyes that big?
Mika - "piercing black eyes"
Markings: I don't want to type it down. It's too awful
Possessions: The entire canon so that she may rape it whenever she feels like it. *sobs*
Origin: scaped from Lucifer's posse and decided to reak havoc on the YYH universe.
Connections to Canon: The four guys are sent to hunt them down and they get in a fight. Thankfully, we're not past that.
Special Abilities: Can turn into a cat, fox and elf. And make everyone OOC.
Pros: Nothing!
Cons: The Spelling Saints and Grammar Gods are writhing in agony and dying slowly. The names are often not capitalized and OOCness bitch-slaps sane people. For some odd reason, she takes over five paragraphs to describe their "manision." It sucks out loud. Run-on sentences of doom make their comeback as well. These girls are the masters of logic and refuse to let it out of its tiny cage. I bet there will also be romance and the guys will die. Oh, yes. The entire story is in bold, like her last one. It burns the eyes.
( No, just no. Never write a fanfic like this ) |
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